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S​é​ance It Ain't So

by NERDLINGER

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Meet me at make out creek at midnight And bring that Satanist you knew The one with all those creepy books And all those DIY tattoos And if our timings right, we'll set alight the stars Watch our pentagram eclipse with Mars No I don't need no average person I won't settle for 9-5 The problem is the person of my dreams Is not alive Dear sweet Buffy, I have studied The necronomicon I feel like I’ve been searching for you, all along. You can go into debt on presents Filling up your sleigh, Or you can sing joy to the world Right up until your judgment day I think religion sucks, capitalism too, And I never cared for Christmas Til I re-watched season two. It’s twelve past five am on the night of the dead We should be celebrating but we’re hanging Christmas lights instead You know it’s kinda nice, but a little sacrifice Can only go so far when you’re following a star Don’t need no special treatment I wouldn’t mind a public holiday Some Bloody Mary’s or Holy Water To wash my sins away Need my corpse bride by my side again Before we fade to black Put on Paul Kelly at lunch time baby And push the tables back Go get Giles from the Cryo And remove the feeding tube Add two cups of boiling water yea For every Oxo cube It’s no fun if no one gets hurt But we’re gonna find a way to make that happen It’s no fun if no one gets hurt But we’re gonna find a way to make that happen It’s no fun if no one gets hurt But we’re gonna find a way, oh yes We’re gonna to make that happen You can go into debt on presents Filling up your sleigh, Or you can sing joy to the world Right up until your judgment day I think religion’s fucked, capitalism too, And I never cared for Christmas Til I resurrected, Fell in love with, Re-watched season two.

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The stockings are stocked, the presents are present and the mistletoe is toey.... yes it's that glorious time of year when Unkle Joe gets too drunk and passes out in the pavvy while the rest of us conscience folk get together and celebrate Santa's birthday.

The kind folks at Nerdlinger Industries Inc. have prepared for you a tasty little treat for you, aptly titled 'Seance It Isnt So'. So dust off those ouija boards and add a splash of newt tail, you're gonna need it.

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released December 23, 2022

Written by Scotty McNairn, Tim Bulmer, Joe Rossetto and Daniel Malesev
Recorded, mixed and mastered by Daniel Antix @ Def Wolf Studios
Produced by Daniel Antix
Art by Jase Harper

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